Welcome to the universe's premier think-tank <slash> willow tree, where Schrödinger's cat convenes its committee with time-boxed agendas.
The biggest unsolved question of our time - is the cat alive, dead, or just terribly inconvenienced?
If you listen closely, the branches whisper quantum harmonies, tangled in space-time:
"Which came first, the wave or the particle?" the willow queries with a critical expression, leaves twirling like budding physicists.
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