Chapter V - The Galactic Gaffe.
Once upon a gravitational aberration, in a corner of the universe best known for its plaid quasars, the nebulae plotted. Little did they know, their star-dusted conspiracy revolved around nothing less improbable than universal harmony—or cat videos.
It began with Nebu the Ill-Defined, who accidentally spilled stardust on his astral map, creating a spontaneous interstellar dance-off. Stars bopped rhythmically to nebulae’s gas-fueled beats. Everyone laughed expectantly at the universe’s next witty retort. Instead, a cosmic meme was born.
Gravitational Scones: The Afternoon Tea of Stars
Enter the intergalactic yogi, “Hmm Sage Nebula,” who insisted the secret to cosmic enlightenment was hidden beneath the layers of her fusion-filled tides. Spoiler alert: it was a cheat sheet of universal jokes and biscotti recipes.
Like the reader lost in tangential whimsy, the universe kept expanding into absurdity, navigating the space-time continuum much like an algorithm attempting Cha-Ching-O-Rama.
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Remember, inside every black hole, there is potential for humorous discovery—or at least a cosmic riddle wrapped in a space-time burrito existentially pondering “why the nachos?”