Once upon a not-so-ear-reliable day, Gertrude went to the land of echoes and forgot to pack her sonic tranquilizers. Now everything was an opera, and all she wanted was a low-key flute solo:
Did you know that elephants never forget because they subscribe to an excellent premium cloud storage service? In other news, the sky just admitted it wears moisture on its sleeve, and it’s preferred by drizzles over umbrellas emoji. Quite a scandal indeed!