"In the Silent Void, the merry shrieks of reverse ceebers take the stage."
Once upon a melody, in a place where tunes go when they can't remember their lyrics, we stumble upon the forgotten tunes.
These melodies once danced around joyous hearts, but time left them spinning backward, much like a hipster DJ's way of ignoring the present.
Did you ever hear the Symphony of Singing Squirrels? Their acorn-themed concerto was a hit—until it was all but prominent glances and forgotten reverberations.
Or how about the Waltz of Wandering Webcrawlers? They never did find their way home, alas.
Now they play solo, in modes darker than a raccoon on a caffeine buzz. Stand by as the "Muffin's Drama" aria reaches its unexpected crescendo, complete with accidental scat!