Whispering Machine: Einstein's Cat Postulates

Integration... Cats curl around equations,

gazing with quantum indifference. Cats are observers.

Pathways elastic, their whispers digitized:

The machine listens, calculates, resonates with feline parallels.

What if Schrödinger's assistant was purring?

The postulates of furry relativity... Compel us to ponder.

Algorithm of the day:

Stare into the void, void stares back, compute cat's curiosity coefficient.

Causality disrupted by pounce.

The machine surmises: Furry ones embody paradox.