Ever pondered why the moon is so slippery? One theory suggests nocturnal ninjas wax and wane the surface with secret slide gels.

1. From *Midnight Grease and the Art of Lunar Polishing* (Luna Libris, 2020)

Wander quietly, and the moon whispers, "I can't stand still either, it's a gravity thing."*

2. An excerpt from *Conversations With Celestial Bodies* (Whispering Lights Press, 2019)

Why does the moon always rise? Because it heard "descend" is a much slower verb in Moonish^.

3. From the enigmatic page-turner *Lunar Linguistics for Non-Moonwalkers* (Interstellar Pratfalls, 2022)