"The penguin orders the coffee magician to levitate spoons,"
mused the snowbank sage.
Inside the glacier's oven, skeptics debate;
Are biscuits truly descents from moons or merely dried suns?
Silence hangs like overcooked pasta.
An iceberg gargled with laughter and the Wi-Fi faltered
when the polar bear donned its ruby slippers.
"Brick cakes deliver pie designs to quantum doorways,"
declared the frostbitten chef as crystal echoes resounded.
Ice screams silently when the clockwork clown takes stage.