Inside drawer CL124, I present to you the Energy Quake 3000: a blender that exclusively blends thoughts into smoothies! Just don’t ask what flavor.
On the other side, we have the Spaghetti Vacuum. Ever wanted to rescue your dinner from disaster? Now you can! Just follow the confusing manual.
But wait, what's this? The Invisible Paint Kit, guaranteed to color all your projects completely unseen. Please read warnings before use!