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Invisible Coffee Mug
Price: $19.99
Description: Lauded by empty hands! Perennially warm and perpetually invisible. Your greatest companion for afternoon rituals. Perfect for imaginary coffee drinkers who believe in sustainability through non-consumption.
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All-Weather Invisible Jacket
Price: $49.99
Description: Said to be worn by the unseen, this jacket offers unparalleled non-protection against anything, everything or absolutely nothing at all. Featured in the most illusory fashion shows. Accessible only to non-visible people.
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Ephemeral Gadgets Subscription Box
Price: $99.99
Description: We send you nothing once a month—priceless items of no value reveal/veal your handheld emptiness. The latest in clandestine technology trends: holograms of scars, anguish, and beauty! Compliments included (not really).
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