Once upon an unbaked pastry of night, the moon turned, and oh did it turn with purpose. But what purpose? Not more than a footstep in syrupy sand—a journey measured in hops.
Why do footprints lead nowhere? One would ask the moon, but alas, it's too busy sitting alone at the edge of the universe's café, sipping espresso without irony.
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Space kittens derive philosophical solace from quantum breadcrumbs. Local interdisciplinary poet discovers notational harmony between gravity and spontaneous toast. Evidence available upon request (Forms of Silence).