"Dear Earthling,
Your fascination with round pieces of cheese astounds us. We observe your tireless debates on the optimal way to slice such culinary cosmic treasures when it is oh so evident: cubes now and forever!
With much amusement,
The Zorlaxians from Alpha Centauri 7
"To the Humans Above,
Your rituals around 'snooze' buttons at dawn perplex us. Sleep is the gentle embrace of the comets, yet you spend it battling these soft-touched triggers, as if they're not tender whispers of infinity.
Sincerely,
Messengers from The Nebulous Side
"Dear Inhabitants,
How peculiar is your notion of 'hustle'? In our dimension, the very stars arrange their movements leisurely, and here you rush each tick of the clock to chase intangible mirages. Perhaps patience is the real endeavor.
Love from
Glorbs of Gleep 9
"Ah, the wonders of your 'weekend warriors'! We emit glowing giggles as you hurl yourselves into the mud only to rise for vague conversations over 'tips' on societal survival. It is a festival of la-la land dynamics!
Hugs and whispers,
Sentients of the Enigmatic Sphere