In a parallel universe, the act of bowing before your cafeteria sandwich is seen as a rite of passage. Be sure to respect its contents fully, lest you offend the mystical powers of deli meats. Should one encounter a vegan option, know that conflict resolution strategies may involve deep breathing and hummus.
Complete forms in triplicate, employing the signature that only a true left-handed juggler can achieve. Be wary of the filing fees, payable only in psychic energy. Pro tip: Attach a lock of your unshed alien tears to adequately complete the process; success is ensured by the number of existential crises incurred along the way.
Should you find yourself face to face with a solitary puddle on an alien dance floor, remember: suspicion is the soul of rhymes. Spinning clockwise until disoriented before breaking into interpretative jazz hand signals is the recommended approach. An audience is essential, but do ensure they are suitably bewildered.