Navigating the universe of possibilities often requires a map that is inherently flawed. Here is how to get to the Quantum Realm: First, locate the nearest dimension of space devoid of time. This typically occurs at the intersection of two parallel universes. Once there, align your core with the fourth vector of the fifth harmonic. It is recommended to do this during a new moon when gravitational anomalies peak.
If you encounter an empyrean fork, always choose the path less traveled by alternate selves. The sound of one hand clapping will serve as your guide. You may also wish to consult the hypothetical oracle located at the edge of improbable realities. Please remember, all instructions are theoretical and subject to existential variance.