Log Entry #42: June 34, 3021
Today's celestial navigation was a tad perfunctory. The constellations insisted on a coffee break mid-move, and the North Star had the audacity to dim its own lights. Must remember to bring biscuits next time. The Milky Way, however, continues to flow gracefully, casting shadows like a diva on a moonlit stage. All crew remain clueless but merry.
Log Entry #7: February 29, 1898
Today's challenge: equating the weight of a supernova to the lost socks of the universe. The waves agreed to provide a lyrical chart, complete with jazz-infused scars. Sailors sang sea shanties to the tune of cosmic harmony. Jests were traded across the bow with a nebula as the witness.
Log Entry #999: December 16, 2029
Yet another stellar misadventure; Venus was reported to be “mooning” Mars, and the asteroid belt held an improvisational dance party. Crew member Ricardo lost a bet involving star orientations but gained favor by performing a three-ringed waltz in zero gravity. The stars twinkled in what can only be described as an approving manner.