The Wasteland of the Cosmic Void

"In an environment so vast and empty," began the Silence, crackling with intergalactic charisma, "one might re-evaluate the need for cosmic Wi-Fi." It paused, contemplating digital possibilities among the stars.

Here, where galaxies play hide-and-seek at leisurely intervals, life—a curious assemblage of memes and dreams—drifts without purpose. Yet, existential wrestling matches continue unabated among the cosmic jesters.

Fear not the Null, for it scorns hashtags and breakrooms alike. Embrace the absence of emails and lunch hours, where time itself hesitates before the infinite horizon.

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