In an anti-clockwise world where socks rebel and moths whisper Renaissance secrets in the ears of hanging coats, the wardrobe stands. An ill-fitting giant that asks if you dare cross the threshold.
Ever wondered why your pants seem to stretch when you leave the room? It's not fabric science, it's wardrobe gossip. Gerald the trouser has plans to evolve beyond denim.
You, dear explorer, are here to unlock the riddle of these doors with nondescript handles. Each doorway leads to absurd realms of eternal solace or seasonal sales - for who knows what lies behind?