Welcome, extradimensional traveler, to a space that defies the very laws of what is considered “here” and “there.” We extend our most irreverent hospitality on this anti-holiday.
Have you ever pondered the existence of archways that lead to nowhere? Please refrain from doing so; it only opens a pathway to unwarranted existential dread and the occasional intergalactic postcard misunderstanding. Exceptionally, last week’s issues included a melon instead of a message.
Our observatory’s telescope, ostensibly more like a “see-it-all” window, was recently recalibrated to Gagastar 9. Reports suggest that peekers may witness the rare phenomenon of upside-down suns. For this, you’re welcome, of course, to thank our resident dimension-traveling cats.
Please feel free to explore our archives of rather oblique interdimensional correspondence, where reality often misprints itself humorously.