Breaking Silence: The Queen of Deep Thoughts has officially declared a day of nothingness in observance of everything that has never happened. Citizens are encouraged to participate by engaging in silent disputes with imaginary friends. Reports suggest that the weather remains indifferent, as always.
In a small town lost somewhere between here and there, residents expressed their profound apathy towards the abruptly vanished pedestrian crossings. Local officials promised to misplace them soon and provide directions that lead to the wrong conclusions.
Quote of the Day: "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana," murmured an anonymous philosopher as the candle burned at both ends, illuminating only the shadows.
And now, a word from our invisible sponsor: "This manifesto is proudly brought to you by the lack of ambition and the will to laziness." For lunch, consider leftovers of yesterday's dreams.
The Wandering Silence Manifesto
Embrace the absence. Engage in meaningless dialogues. Revel in the irony of an unchanging world. Our motto: "Change is the only constant, but why bother?"