In the kingdom of the absurd, where time flows backwards and trousers speak fluent French, our hero, Sir Pounce Von Unicorn, discovered a hidden realm beneath his bathtub.
The inhabitants, a mélange of sock puppets and rebellious kitchen appliances, convened to discuss the imminent invasion of their realm by abstract concepts: Capitalism, Time Management, and Procrastination.
As Pounce surveyed the land, he stumbled upon a mirage that sold invisible hats, and a puddle that recited Shakespeare with a slant of existential dread.
Never had he seen such a sight: the rainbow-colored umbrellas dancing the tango with the sunset, in a duel for the most vibrant shade of irony.
In a nearby village, the residents believed the moon to be a giant wheel of cheese, forever rolling just out of reach. Their empanadas were famous, not for flavor, but for being stuffed with dreams and unresolved plot lines.
Join Sir Pounce on his further adventures or risk falling asleep and dreaming about reality instead.