Scene I: The Camera Pans. A solitary figure, silhouetted against the flickering light of a dying projector, contemplates existence beyond the grandiosity of everyday ennui. Cue the dramatic scarf flutter.
Scene II: The Damsel in Distress ponders a deeply philosophical question: "Why is the cat sitting on this intermission?" Alas, there is no answer, just the echoing silence of a world without WiFi.
Scene III: Villainy in black-and-white snippets—Boisterous laughter in the face of finance, a job application form filled with existential dread. The paper cuts, oh, the agony.
Scene IV: The Grand Finale. Smoke and mirrors reveal that shadows are, after all, merely playful illuminations of absurdity. The curtain falls, and the audience rises—only to realize they've been watching a kettle boil.
Footnote: The mysteries of life are akin to a well-oiled mustache wax tutorial. Stay curious, stay ironic.