Welcome to Vortex Vapor

Discover the absurdity swirling in the atmosphere of imagination. An establishment for all things vaporously perplexing.

Premium Phantom Limb Lotion

Experience that ghostly touch with our patented date-scented lotion! For those days when your arm is a mere memory, but your humor is intact!

Price: $9.99 (extra for ambiance included)

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Temporal Spoof Shield

Protect yourself from pesky time loops! Suggested use: 300% efficiency at avoiding last Monday's meeting.

Price: $250.00 (includes a lifetime supply of bewilderment)

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