Welcome to the hilariously distorted world of the Vortex Anomaly, where socks vanish without a trace, and your cat's meow is suddenly in 4D. The government doesn’t want you to know this, but do they even want to know themselves? Probably not.
Recent findings suggest that the vortex anomaly has increased the likelihood of spontaneous dance parties by 72%. Recommended attire? Anything that can be twirled around with full panache.
Rumor has it that time flows differently near the anomaly. Here, lunch might just be dinner's awkward friend trying to crash the evening soirée.