Once, in a galaxy oddly similar to ours but upside down, the stars took a break from twinkling to ponder, "Why is it always twilight and never right away morning?" As such, they convened a very silent conference.
What did they learn? Paths were named, and lost, like socks after laundry but cosmic appeals to fabric distribution laws remain unanswered.
Twinkle told Flicker,
"If we eat stardust and digest solar winds,
can the outcome be gravity-free ice-cream?"
To which Silence replied,
"Only if the planets circle counter-clockwise."
So here we wander these voids, perusing forgotten names,
Alan, Betty, and the infamous path 'dirt road to nowhere...'
A classic when traversed with metaphorical intent.
Joke of the Cosmic Shift:
Why did the stellar molecule cross the vacuum?
To find a quantum entanglement on the teleportation express!
In the traces between paths and through the dust of eternity, these voids perpetually request one thing: don't forget to check under the stellar sofa cushions for intergalactic lost remotes.