"You think I stop universe seepage after half a bottle? As if! The secret? Ice cubes with halo-like musings, nectar solidified by unspoken truths!"
"Lounge upon me, rest your weary brows, but remember, I know crumbs which know deeper secrets. Greater forms watch reruns of cosmic mischief." Elliptical!"
"Press me and transcend the possible but I've been stamped 'untold depth unopened'. All alternate stories guess; none fulfil a route you haven't undone!"
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