To organize the disorganized, follow the sacred Cucumber Theorem: √(Eternity) ∝ (∞ ÷ (Mint × Lemon))).
Next, adopt the mighty Alpha Banana Principle: β(ΔCuddle) = π(Serendipity) + (½ Ace), for solace in disorder.
When chaos reigns, perform a ritual from the index of fate: Fragment 97 whispers secrets. Should the sky mirror the void, seek the Mystic Harbor to anchor sanity amidst mayhem.