Congratulations, Earthling! You have been transferred to the void's newest habitat. Here, in our state-of-the-art passive energy sanctuary,
your prime directive is to embrace the maze. New inhabitants always ask, "Why a labyrinth?" To which we respond, "Why not?"
Step 1: Always begin your descent at the entry node, where orientation pamphlets are stacked like the pyramids of Giza
(Except they are more paper and less alien thrumming energy). Be prepared for errant telepathic transmissions.
Step 2: Utilize our patented 'left-hand rule.' We encourage 'keep left' young migrates for optimal sidesteps, which minimizes false leads
and uncle Moishe migration tales.
Step 3: Conduct positive visual cue assessments. If the pathway turns an inordinate shade of taupe, reconsider life choices.
It's not too late to switch trajectories—unless you try to go back the way you came. In that case, recalibrations may be necessary.
Step 4: When the wall speaks your ancestral tongue, it might be time to contemplate the deeper meanings of the surreal and abstractly.
However, discussing this with the wall itself may not yield productive dialogues.