Thoughts in the Matrix
If socks could speak, would they tell tales of longing for the mate that never appears?
Doubtful. They would probably just complain about the frequent trips to the dryer realm.
Did you know that bananas are technically berries but feel like they're perpetually late to a berry convention?
Hollow Yet Full
Ever pondered how life is like a half-eaten donut? Sweet, satisfying, with a gaping hole to remind us of the void.
Coffee should come with motivational quotes. Plain caffeine is simply asking for artistic pretentiousness.