Do penguins waddle because they’re late for everything or just because it’s the only way they know how to leave on a high note?
Mice in this house have begun to talk. Unfortunately, they do it in Morse code and I can only respond with cheese.
Socrates once said, "I know that I know nothing, but I'm not void of snacks."
Found a clock today that reads 12:08. It's always late to parties but early to naps.