Dear Human Species #47,
Subject: Ferrety Funds and Other Fables
It has come to my furry attention that your realm possesses an insatiable appetite for snack interruptions during great cosmic undertakings. Might I suggest interdimensional biscuit exchange programs to enhance your crossilateral productivity?
Also, the third desk drawer on the left in your time-space office contains items marked Bewilderment. Use these wisely during your correspondence sessions with the Quokka Bureau.
Live long and ferret on.
Sincerely,
The Grand Ferret Postmaster, 8D Dimension