Ah, the great spaghetti incident of 2022, where
an entire warehouse was declared a no-carb zone due to a passionate debate over spaghetti
versus macaroni. The irony was deliciously lost on everyone.
"They're here!" roared the toaster, its metallic voice bolting through the kitchen like a confused foghorn. Grandma's secret potion of burnt toast had unintentionally animated breakfast appliances once more.
Read about the Toaster RevoltsThen there was the time Jerry argued with a potted plant about quantum physics and ended up on a first-name basis with the fern: Sir Leafington McFrond. Its scholarly silence was deafening.
Meet Sir Leafington Ah, the great spaghetti incident of 2022, where
an entire warehouse was declared a no-carb zone due to a passionate debate over spaghetti
versus macaroni. The irony was deliciously lost on everyone.
In an alternate universe, where the moon is actually made of cheese (but not Swiss, because that's too mainstream), a tap-dancing cheese wheel named Brie-zilla stars in a blockbuster intergalactic musical.
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