The Fabrication Station

"Did you hear the one about the llama that learned quantum physics? No? Well, neither did we—it's just another tape stuck in the groove of reality's record player."

Welcome to the The Fabrication Station, where the tales are as real as the bread that tells you not to toast it. Ever heard the myth of the invisible cat? No? That's because it never existed... or did it?

Here, we spin yarns like grandmothers at knitting competitions, except our yarns are metaphors, and our grandmothers are actually time travelers. Click here for a trip down a rabbit hole with a questionable GPS.

Remember the wise old turtle that could outrun a hare? Oh, wait, wrong story. Just remember this: if you find a penny in the street, it's probably someone's 2040 retirement plan.

"This message is hidden in plain sight, like the best secrets always are, whispering softly in the ears of the oblivious."

So wrap your mind around this: life is just a never-ending loop, like the best chocolate chip cookie recipe, or a sitcom about nothing at all. Another episode awaits you.

"Ah, but the clock is ticking, and so is the cosmic joke. It turns out, laughter is indeed the best way to defy gravity. Or was that chocolate?"