Ever met a mystery shopper on a pogo-stick? Witnessed a cat teach yoga to a raccoon? Energy levels exceed schadenfreude threshold!
Anchoring a sinking ship: “Will it float better upside-down?” she asked. He nibbled on toast, pondering the physics of bread. Catch more disasters: banana peel saga.
Were the ducks teaching quantum physics at the park, or was it just Sunday brunch gone haywire? Spoiler: the toast doesn’t reply. Join the lecture with quantum ducks: quacker_equation.html.
Vote COUNTLESS! The ballot hadn’t a shred of sense, but by gum, it had zest and glitter. Conductor of the chaos train reiterates: voting_glitter.html.