Transmission 1:
"Greetings from the Galactic Federation of Couch Potatoes! The button has been pressed."
Transmission 2:
"The universe is made of 80% dark humor, and we can't see the punchline."
Transmission 3:
"Aliens declare: Mondays are intergalactic break days. Join us in zero gravity coffee."
Transmission 4:
"Radio signal detected in the language of dance. Please remain in your seats."
Transmission 5:
"Universe’s best-kept secret: it's all about the cosmic whoopee cushion."