Mars rover stuck in Martian quicksand? Shuttle launch delayed due to cosmic weather? Please press the button below to summon galactic tier support.
So there you find yourself, the lone cosmic administrator at the edge of the universe. Footprints lead to interesting discussions; someone should really file a report about it. Luckily, our Alien Help Desk is always "open for business". Maybe you should change the coffee type?
Remember, the universe never sleeps, mainly because it cannot afford the electricity bills. Whether it’s an interstellar tax inquiry or a dubious asteroid trying to obtain a shopping permit, you hold the key.