Echoes of Satirical Simplicity

Beyond the cheap veneer of reality lies an intricate web of sophisticated nonsense. Here, the whispers of the grand plan trickle down like the last drop of optimism on a Monday morning. Pardon the savagery, but have you tried turning it off and back on again?

As the world spins, each rotation brings us closer to the inevitable conclusion: lunch. In the grand scheme, all theories of everything converge upon the knowledge that calories count, but some prefer to delude themselves otherwise.

Explore the depths of existential crisis, where the questions are many, but the solutions are always version 2.0. Until then, enjoy your walk on this fleeting digital plane where whispers become reverberations with each passing pixel.

The next time you hear a complaint at 30,000 feet in a comment section, remember—it's all just a simulation, free of charge. Except, alas, the hidden costs are real.