Heard from the 9-to-5 confines while sipping binary coffee: "Sometimes, the answer is simply '554,' but only the tea leaves know why."
"In the missing folders of our virtual archives, we shall find the prophecy of paperclips and post-it notes."
Telepathic Memo: The meeting that could have been an email is now a email that could have been a meeting
The stock market, a kaleidoscope of despair and unsold sushi, predicts rain on sunny days.