Unraveled Constellations
The Luminous Lunatic Chronicles
In a preposterously peculiar twist of fate, the constellations above have begun their unwitting disassembly. Reports from the night-watchman of Starlight Village convey a diffused aura of chaos. The Pleiades have realigned themselves as Persephone's Forbidden Six Pack, and Orion's Belt has been rebranded as the Cosmic Question Mark.
Our celestial correspondent, a self-declared astro-savant known singularly by the moniker "Nebulon," alleges that the stars have opted for anarchy. During a spoonful of lunar porridge, Nebulon remarked, "They conspire without a charter, planets pirouetting chaotically across the astral stage."
In other news, an unnamed bureaucratic star entity has issued a statement via telepathic relay, advising of temporary celestial confusion and to maintain visual barriers against the northward albedo disturbances.
Additional anomalies report constellatory projects imitating fractal patterns, interspersed with extraterrestrial graffiti. Skywatchers are urged to observe through kaleidoscopic lenses to report further anomalies to
Anomaly Reporter Desk.