Star found at 7:00 PM, lost by 7:05 PM. Coordinates unrecorded due to excessive irony in calculations. Navigation entirely unassisted by coffee and stale biscuits.
North accused us of harboring discontent towards its unequivocal directionality. Complaints filed with Southern Hemisphere. Awaiting bureaucratic response since 2018.
Investigated eclipse obscurity at 12:00 Noon. Personal shadows recorded blocking view. Synopsis: The sun remains unabashedly radiant, as is our ignorance.