Thought: Cats hover slightly above our understanding.

Ideation: Where is the refrigerator of which dreams are made?

Reflection: Ice cubes contemplate their existence while drowning whiskey.

Memorandum: Parakeets possess a higher IQ than your typical politician.

Assertion: Every sandwich is a cry for help, waiting for the condiments of approval.

Query: Do teaspoons feel inadequate next to their tablespoon siblings?

Interjection: The cosmic dust settles, laughing silently at humans searching for socks.

Justification: The moon giggles at our gas station convenience items.

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