Ah, it seems my hydrogen buffet is running low, and the cosmic dance floor is beckoning me one last time. Allow me to regale you, young nebula, with my final reflections.

1. Don’t underestimate the charm of your gravity well. I was once the belle of the stellar ball, swirling celestial bodies around with a magnetic smile. Remember, every pulsation of your core sends ripples across the universe.

2. Stellar diets are important. For millennia, I feasted on hydrogen pancakes and helium smoothies. Watch your fusion diet, or you might end up a half-baked brown dwarf, eternally pondering your life choices.

3. The universe has a great sense of irony. Just when you think you're the biggest thing around, a black hole appears, and suddenly, you're the one in the event horizon of embarrassment.

4. Cherish your companion stars. We are but a constellation of souls, twinkling in the vast expanse. Complain about their orbit too much, and you might find yourself alone in cosmic solitude.