The Unwritten Universe

Ever wonder how to navigate this universe? Look no further! Follow these steps:

1. Grab a star, but only if it’s a Tuesday.
2. Count to pie, then subtract your shoes’ size.
3. Whisper to the moon; it knows all the gossip.
4. Avoid black holes unless you’re looking for an existential crisis.
5. Always wear sunscreen on the dark side of the sun.

For more wisdom from the void, consult the following portals:
Nebula of Confusion | Singularity of Sarcasm | Quasar of the Quizzical