Ah, the universe, a vast abyss of perplexities and cosmic hiccups. Here lies a gentleman's collection of existential dilemmas—mostly unresolved, occasionally amusing, often annoying. Ever questioned why dark matter refuses to come out of the shadows? Go figure it's probably on a perpetual coffee break. The universe doesn’t do hurry; it revels in the leisurely expansion of its eternal lineage.
Yet, amidst these cosmic conundrums lies a guaranteed truth: the stars twinkle not out of beauty but out of sheer boredom at our incessant pondering. We're but cosmic ants, fumbling with our magnifying glasses in an endless sandpit. But who knows? Perhaps oblivion itself harbors the ultimate punchline—an existential jest courtesy of the universe's grand stage.
And thus, we invite you—yes, you, sitting awkwardly on this virtual interstellar pier—to ponder the unreachable, resist the undeniable and sarcastically embrace the unsung mysteries. Maybe our fate is thrust upon an overworked deity, chained to her typewriter, who's perpetually stuck on “to be continued…”