Welcome to Singularities Asylums, where every black hole is an opportunity to lose your keys – preferably without insurance. Ever wonder why parallel universes don't ever meet for Thanksgiving? Because they can't stop watching each other’s TikToks. Multiverse diplomacy is challenging, mostly due to the language barrier (a.k.a. vibrational frequencies).
Here at our cosmic retreat, we offer:
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Temporarily closed: Events coordinator for quantum foam parties. Reason: Foam collapsed into primordial ooze.
A reminder from our administration: Singularities tend to eat socks in the dryer, particularly mismatched ones. Check lost and found discreetly.