Northern Teggeran Tundra: Crocodiles hold a questionable immigration policy. Maps are strictly forbidden, but you may stumble upon them if you mutter “Shmarrow the Magnificent!” thrice before a cactus.
Western Tugboat Taradiddle: Spontaneous naps are expected, and oft-compulsory treaties involve hefty silence taxes; maps are drawn only while balancing a slice of cake on one’s head.
Southern Snickerwood: Home to the legendary tree that writes its own diary, but only at midnight when the stars have confetti dreams.
Eastern Erymanthos: Most bustlingly uneventful area known for its 'Always Silent, Always Watching' squirrels who seem to conceive philosophical debates daily, the resolutions of which conclude pending the next Tuesday nap times.
For more unreasonableness, traipse over to Foolish Horizons or perhaps The Epistemological Wasteland. Find our secret sponsor in Waffle Emporium.