Here in the vast universe, where the improbable becomes merely the unlikely, we ponder over the faint signals emitted from a distant star. Turns out, it's probably just Grandma's forgotten Wi-Fi somewhere in the Milky Way that never updated its password. Satellite Lament might give you more insight... or it might just be more essays about the melancholy of microwaves.
There are those who say unlikely signals bring fortune, and others who think they just come from bored extraterrestrials. Space Puns may not help you understand, but they might make you groan audibly in the vacuum of space.
Amidst starry forgetfulness lies the ultimate truth: Marsman Chronicles may or may not have documented the first caffeinated meteor shower during a meteorite coffee break.
Until we decode the curious reverberations that this strewn-out universe sends our way, we’ll keep listening (and probably laughing). Don’t forget to charge your comet-powered smartphone!