i followed the wrong path
clicked the cursed link
now my code is haunted
by syntax ghosts
if (soul.lost === true) {
return "Try debugging your life!";
} else if (morality.level < 0) {
print("Welcome back, coder!")
// No semicolons in the underworld
}
Legend has it that the first programmer to compile without despair stumbled upon the original tombstone.exe marking the unknown burial sites of variables gone bad.