The Whispering Spoon of Infinite Reprieves
Once used by celestial chefs to simmer cosmic broths, this spoon is notorious for granting unexpected culinary wisdom and occasional giggles.
"Stir, stir, boil, toil, the moon's cheese is your royal spoil..."
The Celestial Rubber Duck of Unfathomable Depths
Legend says that this rubber duck floats eternally in the pond of silence, quacking enigmas that only philosophers can comprehend without a manual.
"Paddle, paddle, quack quack, the void’s not looking back..."