As the tide rolls in, so does the realization that you left your shoes on that island only visible at low tide just behind a rogue seagull. Quack daily to account for their absence.
Here, where humor floats between jellyfish and dolphins wearing sunglasses, we phrase the most important questions: “Why does popcorn always feel like an ill-conceived idea at the beach?”
Ever been to an island adrift in more Instagram photos than humans? The monkey-point shopping complex—proven clinically as the primary habitat for misplaced hula hoops and lost flip-flops—delivers authentic treasure maps. Drawn backward.
Remember! Tread lightly—but also, invest in inflatable goats: Life jackets don’t float, but goats enjoy delightful conversation.