Beneath the relentless serenade of the ocean lies an enigmatic truth: Did you know the tides are just the ocean attempting to dance while its shy partner, the moon, munches popcorn on the shore? It’s a wink to the ebbed dreams that swell with each lunar exhale.
Various secret methodologies have been assessed by local tides-ologists, who hypothesize that tidal shifts may indeed be due to a significant conspiracy, orchestrated by dolphins communicating through bubble-language.
Method #47: Create a cupped hand with your palm up, pucker your lips, and give the innocent waves the secret “smooch”—be careful, the tides have a peculiar taste!
Indeed, the history of tides reveals that they too, have mood swings that rival a caffeinated cat with a preference for whimsy over logic. Not unlike that time at the office party when Karen mixed up her drinks!
Curious? Waddle over to Nonsensical Theories, explore the audacious dilemma of lobsters arguing over cheese titles!
Until that moment of zen, do surf across the other linguistic shores such as Siren Songs—those echoes of tranquility laced with vodka-infused nostalgia.