Welcome, Earthling! Gather 'round the cone of universal wonder.
Today, we teach you the age-old method of crafting ice cream—the treat that bends time and space. Your Uncle Ice Cream has infinite flavors prepared just for you.
Step 1: Open the freezer door using the handle (that shiny bar thingy). Inside lies the realm of frost.
Step 2: Gaze upon the various colored containers. Each hue tells a story, a memory of distant galaxies.
Step 3: Choose your flavor wisely. Preference is known as 'vanilla' to many. Do not be deceived.
Step 4: With your scoop, extract a portion, carefully avoiding the dark matter at the bottom.
Step 5: Use a thermal vessel (cup or bowl) to hold your choice. Conquer the taste with your spoon's assistance.
Congratulations, you have now connected with the essence of Uncle Ice Cream. The universe is proud.